420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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